Shit Spackler

Someone who is so shitty that their shit spackles a great distance and covers a large area.

That shop owner that fleeced his loyal customers out of their hard earned SSI money sure is a giant shit spackler.

by Tvvat October 18, 2021

fart spackler

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.

joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!

by samuel adams February 8, 2005

Keyboard Spackler

n. One who masterbates regularly at or in front of a personal computer.

n. One who literally ejaculates onto his keyboard while viewing internet pornography, hence spackling his keyboard with his man juice.

With all the internet porn available, Joe quickly became a chronic keyboard spackler.

by Gravy October 7, 2005

crack spackler

Men who like to be rump-rangers on other men are known as "Crack-Spacklers".

W.P. and G.J.

by Paybacks August 19, 2003

Spackler

A person who gets scared a lot, derived from the term "spackle" meaning when the anus muscles relax and contract in rapid succession.

Also used as a derogatory term for the anally retentive.

Oh my, he's such a spackler

by FRS January 21, 2007

mexican spackler

Is when you blow a load on her face, spread it around evenly, then scoop it off with a tortilla chips and feed it to her.

I gave that hoe a Mexican spackler last night.

by Vwsparky July 2, 2018