Skyhooks

How to answer a question when you don't know the answer.
Can also be used purely to annoy, as a way to fill space.

Isn't a bridging loan acceptable as collateral?

Skyhooks.

by Victoria January 30, 2003

Skyhooking

An act of extreme anal penetration, it involves violently boxing with ones anal oriface, causing an extreme case of rectal prolapse. Bring a mop.

I hear that Jennifer took a good Skyhooking last night.

by Bunghole Shuffle February 23, 2011

Skyhook

UK: Merchant Navy.
An unlikely tool that older ratings take a delight in sending junior inexperienced ratings to search for.

A variation is 'a tin of tartan paint'.

Bosun: Has anybody seen the deckboy?

AB: Uh yeh! we sent him to get the skyhook! :)

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004

Skyhook

A woman without any visable means of support; a ho'

Doris was a skyhook, we called her the "easy chair".

by Johnnana July 1, 2011

Skyhook

The act of throwing an object in the air in the style of a basketball layup.

Nothing feels better then to skyhook a shammer in the McDicks parking lot.

by Jack Barrell March 4, 2021

the skyhook

A sex position where Drake hooks you with his horse cock and helicopters you around the room.

my favorite sex position is the skyhook

by Turbo_racist February 26, 2024