Shmo

A Shmo is a creature that results from having the parents of a Smurf and a Snork. Shmoes are generally blue, like Smurfs, but they also have the big eyes like Snorks do, and Shmoes can also live underwater. Now, the reason the word Shmo may be used to insult someone, is that Shmoes do NOT have the best IQ out there, if you know what I mean. They don't have a whole lot of common sense, and they often do things on sudden impulses, that usually lead to them looking really dumb.

"Dude, you are such a Shmo!"
"T.V. is for Shmoes, man..."

by Obi_Wan50 February 21, 2010

Shmo

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by iamshmo12 October 19, 2019

Shmo

shmo can mean whatever you want it to mean. It can be used to describe how you're feeling, it could be used to describe an object or person and you can use it as a noun.

I'm feeling very Shmo today...
Thats so Shmo...

by Shessolovely October 4, 2007

Joe Shmo

someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room

Get the fuck outta here Joe Shmo!!!

by Cope100 February 13, 2009

shmo bag

some ugly bitch ass hoe

ew look at that shmo bag

by fattydaddy101 October 27, 2018

Shmo Toe

When your socks are so frumpy that you can't even tell that you have toes.

You're socks are so frumpy, you've got shmo toe.

by Dykoon May 12, 2014

Shmoed

high af on weed, the high that makes you throw up and last two days

guy 1: I got work tomorrow but I wanna call out sick
guy 2: nah man hit my bong it’s the good stuff, you’ll be shmoed so bad you won’t even have to pretend to be sick tomorrow

by kornkernal April 19, 2019