schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schmutz

A cross between Schmuck and Putz

She is such a schmutz!

by Kaytee P August 27, 2003

schmutz

A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!

Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."

by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011

schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

e-schmutz

Assorted dust and food particles that collect inside of usb ports and headphone jacks, causing them to fail.

These college kids have all kinds of food wrappers and everything else in their bags. That gets on their usb drives and eventually the e-schmutz buildup causes usb jacks on the library computers to fail.

by Bob the computer guy October 8, 2015

Schmutz

Ersatz wort für Scheiße

wir schreiben nächste Woche 4 Arbeiten. Was ist das denn für ein Schmutz!

by Patatta June 15, 2020

Schmutz

1 The blonde kid who searches up dank memes during class when he get bored.

2 The weird kid who wears rubber gloves on his head to be a dank meme.
3 the type of person who goes to algebra 1
4 one thicc bih

Man, Name Schmutz is searching up dank memes again!

by Faggot Ginger May 8, 2018