A guy who stays in the park after dark to take niggas goodie holes. He is around 6'10" he is black and bald. If you cut off his dick it grows back twice as long. If you are in the park and hear a smacking sound RUN. Samson can bench 1000 pounds and squats around 3,459 and can run at 25 miles and hour. Don't go through the park after dark or he will take that goodie hole.
Samson widened my goodie hole.
by chikachicka September 30, 2009
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by ImBi March 19, 2019
Get the Samson mug.Samson is one of the best people you will ever meet. He gives you something to look forward to every week, and he super nice. He likes a girl not for her looks, but for her personality. Personally, he brightens my day every time I see him. I wish I could see Samson every day, but that is only in my dreams. He has changed me completely, and I am so glad I met him. Don’t ever let Samson go because he will change your life forever.
Samson: I was really bummed when you didn’t show up to church the last two months. I thought you were gone.
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)
Madelyn: What, do you like me?
Samson: Yeah.(said while smiling)
by Maddie&Samson March 17, 2019
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by Big ounce laaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019
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1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.
2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.
3. sometimes used as a joke.
1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.
2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.
3. sometimes used as a joke.
by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007
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He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.
¨i love samson.¨
by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019
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