ROFF!

Rolling on fucking floor

Chick:Omfg Corn is yellow
Dude:ROFF!

by zach-oh-yea-bitch February 22, 2007

ROFF

Roll on Floor Fapping:

blizstain250f: imagine if you were rolling around on the floor while fapping, ROFF!!!
blizstain250f: insane
the_next_fool_martyr: ouch
blizstain250f: I might try it
the_next_fool_martyr: you might break something
blizstain250f: my taint
the_next_fool_martyr: practice with cock push ups
aur3l1u5: fap fap fap fap fap fap..... AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BROKE MY COCK, OH GOD, I BROKE MY FUCKING COCK!!!!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
the_next_fool_martyr: BABABAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the_next_fool_martyr: fap fap fap fap roll roll fap fap roll SNAP!
aur3l1u5: BABBBAHAHAHAAWWAWAWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

by yanni, scooter and blizzy March 31, 2009

roffs attack

when one is laughing so hard that they momenterily lose control over their body

omg dude is that guy having a seizure???
no dude it just looks like a roffs attack

by bob3540945723160 January 13, 2010

Roff

Rolling on floor frustrated

Steve Carrell in "The Dinner for Schmucks" was so annoying that I was roffing around my living room.

Person:I know you are but what am i?
You:Roff!!@$!#%$

by Laumein April 27, 2011

Roff it Up

To mess something up in the style of DJ Tom Roff

He really knows how to Roff it Up!

by DJROFFIT September 2, 2020

Roff-ing

When you lof (love as a friend ) someone but you would still kiss them to show you love them as well

I think he’s Roff-ing her.

by Nathan_Roffington June 1, 2018

Roffe

When an individual refuses or subtlety holds back on sending nudes to the boys. An ancient Saxon term derived from the Latin 'reoffel' meaning 'nay for thine brethern' which is translated today to 'not for the boys' .

Daniel did it again he roffed us.

Daniel is roffing and not sending nudes .

Did you see that nude Jim sent ? Nope I got roffed

by Rasta246 June 9, 2018