priest

When Jesus died, there was an abundance of small boys who need dressing in frocks and raping. A section of the church was put in charge of this know as the catholic church. These men used an acronym to let everybody know there purpose in life. This acronym then entered the English language and its original meaning mostly forgotten.
The true meaning of the word priest is detailed below:

paedophile resident in every small town.

Priest: Hello little boy, i'm a Priest.
Little Boy: Are you going to Rape me?
Priest: Yes.

by Mackson March 18, 2008

The Priest

A term for the kickass band, Judas Priest. Since they're so good, they have become the ONE AND ONLY Priest.

Metalhead: I listened to The Priest today, pretty awesome.

Confused Christian: Ahh... you mean Father Pedo, yes, his sermons are great.

Metalhead: umm... no, I'm talking about the metalgods, Judas Priest!!!

Confused Christian: sinners!!! nooo!!!!

by brian July 26, 2005

priest

Any mid ranking clergy members of the Catholic Church. Has the power to forgive sins and consecrate the Eucharist. A man who has devoted himself to celibacy, obedience, and chastisty. Has a cool collar.

Dumb kids might mistake Trigun's Nicholas D. Wolfwood for an actual priest.

by nikkan_hanil July 29, 2004

Priest

A person that should obey ALL traffic signs.

Man, he must not be a priest if he didn't stop at a stop sign.

by Kitty.t March 19, 2017

Priest

1. A healing class that is the most effective healer in the World of Warcraftwho can mind control, give fort(stamina) buffs, shadow ward, shackle extra undead mobs during raids, and have massive mana pools to keep the raid alive.
2. The class in the World of Warcraft that takes the most blame if the Main Tank or Off-Tank dies.

1. Priests have mana pools in the then thousands with better gear.
2. Could I get a fort buff from a priest when they have time?
3. Stupid noob, now we need our priest to shackle that extra undead mob.

by Trueblonde October 4, 2006

Priested

When you cum on a somethings forehead and then draw a cross in the cum on their forehead

Paige came over last night and I priested her

by Jessy jams January 18, 2018

Priest

priest is a nonbinary name. the person with this name is very optimistic and loyal. having the name “priest” does not mean that you have to be religious. priest is obsessed with cats and books and spends much time alone but also enjoys hanging out with friends. they probably love rainy days and halloween. they are nice to everyone and keep your secrets forever. they also believe in pinky promises and enjoy deep and long talks in with they are more likely to just listen <3

look! priest is over there- let’s talk to them.

by anonymous November 22, 2021