Pedging

"Poo Edging" aslo known as "Poo Maxing"... Holding a turd in for as long as possible for maximum output.

Been pedging all day cant wait to get home and take a poo

by Tysielad December 9, 2025

Pedging

Pegging + Edging

When you delay when your shit comes out.

"I started pedging my shit so it would come out in the new year"

by dicksuckernot December 31, 2025

Pedging

Pedging is a practical challenge of a mans will of power. Pedging is a very hard task to succeed and it takes years to master. It's when you have to piss really badly while be interrupted by a task. Lets say that you're listening to your friend vent about a very serious topic, but you have to piss so badly, so what weak pussies do is immediately interrupt them and say you have to piss. Or you stay along and keep them blabbering until their done, and then you piss.

NOT PEDGING:
George (In the middle of venting): And she cheated on me and would treat me unfairly-
Tom: Yo uh.. I am so sorry but hold on, I have to use the bathroom.

PEDGING:
George (15 minutes after venting about an ex): And they she just left me and I don't know what to do.
Tom: Wow that is really sad, hold on I have to use the bathroom

by twohatlovessayingpizza5xfast June 3, 2023