mah parse

When something interferes with personal glory. For example, when attempting a upper percentile video game damage parse (and succeeding) and something interferes with it and the parse ends. Other examples: you ignore game mechanics and die during the attempt; someone else ignores game mechanics and you die during the attempt; or someone doesn't hit "Ready" before the pull. Origin: Edamame Enterprises Raid Team on the Aerie Peak Server of the World of Warcraft.

I was going to parse and died because he ignored the mechanics, Mah Parse!

by Vuro98 July 4, 2017

Parsed

When someone is extremely high off of kush or dabs

I’m so parsed right now

by LERCHY D May 28, 2018

Parse

Flippant remarks do not = (Instructions)
Vague considerations do not = (Instructions)
Calling into question whether or not something is or is not the case does = (An affirmative claim)

Hym Iam "Parse information and be a granular as possible."

by Hym Iam January 9, 2026

Parsing Identities

Oooooooooooh! I (The Corporeal One) am parsing the the identities incorrectly.

Hym Iam "Ok, I get it now. It's not that you are not parsing the information correctly, I'm not parsing identities correctly as you're swapping me out. OK. Refine that if you can. Otherwise I'll just try harder to figure it our as go."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Parsed

The skillful sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girls tits and face simultaneously. Typically only very few seasoned sex havers can perform such a difficult act.

And then I totally parsed on her to finish. It was a good fuck.

by Allisa Varen February 27, 2024