Mudpie

When a man ejaculates inside a black woman's vagina

Robin Williams totally gave Queen Latifa a mudpie last night

by JolleyMan August 18, 2010

Mudpie

A derogatory term used to explain someone who is extremely large in size, and also very unattractive. Or just a bad name.

Kristin is such a mudpie, she looks so bad today.

Stop acting like such a mudpie Mike.

by Krusty krab kristy April 18, 2011

Mudpie

When You get brown sweat stain's under your armpit's

Jeremy Gorniak is makin Mudpie's.. You Guys Want some?

by Team. K E Z Z July 22, 2004

mudpie delight

Verb: The act of shitting into your hand, and then using the shit to masterbate with. Mudpie delights are a great way to get infections in your penis.

Matt:"I wonder what that creepy kid in our algebra class does when he goes home?"
Chris:"Idk he prob goes home and beats his dick with his shit."
Matt:"Oh like a mudpie delight?"
Chris:"Dude who the hell comes up with names for that stuff...."

Charlie gave himself a mudpie delight before his girlfriend gave him head, cuz she's a cheating slut.

by Zack Belk December 9, 2008

Frozen Mudpie

When a pile of fresh shit is molded to a woman's vagina, then frozen so it can be ravaged later.

Can I make a scat mold of your vagina? So I may ravage it later? It is my own personal Frozen Mudpie my dear..

by tinye11177 January 7, 2011

Philadelphia Mudpie

When two grown men proceed to engage in homosexual anal intercourse. The receiver takes a shit which coagulates on the perineum while the other man ejaculates on the shit pie.

Hey John, want to have a Philadelphia Mudpie after working out.

by dirty kamal and the boyzz August 7, 2011

turkish mudpie

The act of shitting into two girls bloody vaginas, then having them perform a 69 on each other while you urinate on them.

Lastinite I gave the two sluts a turkish mudpie, and they threw up all over the place!

by MILLHOUSE and DAN May 11, 2010