MOONGOONING

The ancient spiritual ritual, were follower's of the unwritten creed gather under the crown of a full Moon and begin the ritual of Gooning, Offering the ash's of grandpa to the phoenix bringing about its resurrection. Knowing it is our only hope against 8 legged Chinese man and providing salvation for all.

You will follow in your fathers footsteps, as his father and his fathers father did, moongooning is all that keeps the world falling apart, Davo

by Poet3991 February 8, 2024

Moongooner

A person who follows the art of moongooning, i.e. a spiritual Native American ritual that involves gooning into an elk’s entrails after blowing the head off a buffalo in an effort to summon the phoenix. It is important to have a moongooner’s license and a registered priest to oversee the session to ensure that the moongooner squad follows the correct path

My moongooner gang is planning something with Eagle Eye at 1:00 in the morning, you in?

by EagleEyeMoonGoon February 8, 2024

Moongooning

To edge Annaly while facing your anus to the moon in a sunbathing type manor.

Dude I'm gonna go moongooning later, do you want to come?

by Ethypoo November 24, 2023

Moongooning

The act of gooning under the the open dark sky, exposing yourself to the moon. Typically done with the natives of the region with elk skulls. Some cultures claim reaching for a polices gun whilst moongooning will enlighten your soul to a Valhalla like state.

Cop: Sir have you been unauthorized moongooning tonight?

Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.

Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one

by Reppy37 December 6, 2023

Moongooning

Moongooning is when you goon while being in the moon (This can be with Natives, Friends, and/or Family)

Q: Ay bro wanna go moongooning with the boy's?
A: Sure dude lets fap to a goons video

by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023

Moongooning

When you and the boys go out on the rez, drink elk blood, and start gooning into buffalo skulls under the moonlight.

“Me and Jared went moongooning on the rez last night”

by Albanian Robert December 18, 2023

Moongooning

When someone gathers with native americans and collect elk blood and a buffalo skull,then proceed to goon under the luminous moonlight.

Dave:Chief eagle eye navajo doesn't moongoon,he's a fraud!
Eric:Yeah i heard he's a sungooner!

Dave:Sungooning is for pussies!,Moongooning is for real Gs!

by Moongoonersupremacist December 20, 2023