monobrow

1)individual, usually residing in Chicago, who has been in school for 14 consecutive years and has a single eyebrow spanning both eyeballs.

2)Eddie Munster lookalike.

Steve: "Have you spoken to Brian Daly in a while?"
Carl: "No. Have you?"
Steve: "No."
Carl: "Last time I saw him he was throwing up after, like, 4 wine coolers.”
Steve: “I wonder if he still has that monobrow?"

by Hog1 October 24, 2003

monobrow

Someone with only one eyebrow which covers both eyes.

This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.

The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.

by Matt June 15, 2003

Monobrow

A person with only one gigantic eyebrow. Perhaps called a "unibrow". Having too much hair, making it appear to be one eyebrow rather than two.

The guy in the corner with his computer and World of Warcraft T-shirt sure has a rockin' monobrow.

by Smb05 December 8, 2010

monobrow

a monobrow is a pair of eyebrows that have joined in the middle. also known as a "slug", "forehead tash" or a "furry snail".

OMG look at kris' huge monobrow nick! EWWWWW its disguisting aidan.

by uhgyifdibj February 5, 2010

monobrow

An extremely crusty caterpillar across someones forehead. Usually formed because the person decided/couldn't get pluckers. Most commonly said people with monobrows are named Marco. Also monobrows are sometimes flared up on the sides.

Man! That crusty kid over there needs to stop flarin' his monobrow!

by Crusty Monochode February 20, 2011

Seagull monobrow

Shooting ones load to join the eyebrows to form a monobrow in the shape of a seagull.

Did you hear kane gave a chick a seagull monobrow. What a legend.

by Enak’s mum June 1, 2015

Monobrow

The monobrow originates in India and got brought over to England by Jack Coles. He thinks he looks good but that monobrow is revolting, he ends up looking like a btec Bigfoot. Like the Wiseman Marcus Miola once said "he needs to get a razor and cut straight down the middle. If we ever worked out how to open our third eye Jack's would be covered in a musk of hair, Tramp.

This nigga be looking like Bert from Bert and Ernie

"What a bum, can't that monobrow Jack just use a razor like fuck me. "

by mummified penis of tutankhamun November 13, 2019