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Lacon

Pronounced "lay-kon"

To be laying on the floor with an inordinate amount of semen covering you. Often coming from multiple men.

It is believed the term originated from homosexuals in Victorian England who felt they had to be secretive in their discussions. The term apparently derives from having a "lake on" you.... as in a lake of jizz.
One of his favourite activities to humiliate himself was to Lacon

He loved the feeling of all the different jizz in every orifice when he laconed
by TheGreenKing December 11, 2024
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Laconic

The section of TV Tropes that saves me a lot of reading
"Visit unabridged version here"
- Laconic Page
by Robiginal October 25, 2025
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