knut

To ejaculate or have an orgasm. Alternate spelling "knutt" or "nut".

I used my sock as a knutt rag!

by Sista Luvva September 15, 2006

Knut

A term used when you do not want to be so severe as to use the word C*nt.

-A polite way of calling someone a See-You-Next-Tuesday

"You are a Funking Knut!"

by GoldenQueen February 6, 2015

Knut

Being Knut, or having the distict quality that is Knut:
1) Being excessively ugly
2) Being excessively stupid
3) Having severe mental problems
4) Being almost Nick (see Nick)
5) All of the above.

'Hey, man, look at that kid. He's all Knut.'

'Wow, look what he just did. Knut!'

by TheQualityMartin October 5, 2006

knut

an unidentified solid object; a foreign solid particle

I love the McChicken sandwich but everytime I get one it has a knut in it!

by rhondafredaferguson July 8, 2009

knut

An insult, after the polar bear which has now become incredibly hated, definition is close to that of "tool" and "larrikin."

A"Hey look at that guy eating a rotten banana."
B"What a Knut."

by Gohn Gardenza June 12, 2007

knut

A little bear..Preferably a dead little bear.Some people find this knut thing cute.Well maybe...(if you serve it still warm from the oven)

"Oh look over there at the Zoo!Knut!!!"(a rifle is banging)
BOOM!!"HaHa!Now it's a dead Knut!!!"

"Knut is so cute mommy!!" "I bet its more delicious than it looks honey..."

"Mommy my brother just shot Knut!!!" "I hope he hit it on the head this time."

by Askhths December 25, 2008

knut

A fucking HUGE tool.

Damn that knut sure is a fuckwit.

by mike April 25, 2005