Kaptain Klutch

Some one who is a badass at life and always finds a way to win. This person usually drives a lifted black truck and is a anti Obama. This person also hates niggers alot!! other side effects include winning in call of duty,bowling and looking like a white supremist.

shit, I wish i was like Kaptain Klutch! He is so cool and owns people at Call of duty

by Kyle Cordell January 23, 2009

Kaptain Kharisma

Awesome channel. I'm impressed at how good his video editing skills at his age. He makes very good reviews, ranted about the one and only DKOldies. He doesnt deserve the hate TBH.

Man 1: Have you ever heard of Kaptain Kharisma?
Man 2: Of Course!

by wiiuisawesome October 25, 2022

Kaptain Kharisma

The ultimate Wii U Fanboy

Kaptain Kharisma is a wii u fanboy

by yamamaisgay November 6, 2022

Kaptain Kharisma

Great channel, but some people hate him but thats their opinion.

Kaptain Kharisma is great imo.

by ThatMiiModder9000 May 25, 2023

kaptain krauth

someone who shaves their mustache to look like captain crunches. usually their mustache is made out of dingleberries.

Guy: "What's up with that guys stache? It looks crunchy."

Dude: "He's going for the Kaptain Krauth"

by papasmurfcani March 23, 2010

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama May 7, 2018

Kaptain eik

Kaptain Eik is the definition of a cool guy. He likes his girls naked and his boys as communists.

That's Kaptain Eik, fist me daddy. :)

by bangladeshbangyamum February 28, 2018