Jettering Jeff

What the Urbandale Police calls the Des Moines Traffic Judge with Tourettes syndrome outside his courtroom door while mocking his stammer and making fun of him.

The traffic judge nicknamed Jettering Jeff will never make Supreme Court justice. The harshly worded 5-4 split decision minority dissident opinion was written by Jettering Jeff. I do believe this was the first use of Motherfucker and Cocksucker in an opinion.

by Chief Wiggins April 1, 2005

nice jetter

A sexy chick with a fine piece of ass

Look man, she's got a nice jetter!

by Jackson Gouvea September 23, 2007

Wetter with jetter

All the bitches know they will be wetter with a dude name Jetter

“Jetter is so hot, I'm just wetter with Jetter

by Wetterjet January 21, 2022

Jettering

The Act of Extreme Violence due to Sleep Deprivation

I'm going to start jettering soon since I didn't get enough sleep.

I'm going to be jettering a 3rd world country.

by Eth Man January 12, 2023

mini jetter

A derogatory term to describe a middle or less often high schooler who is more than one standard deviation below the mean in height . Usually refers to a male, but can be insultingly applied to a decidedly uncool chick or chick let .

That short shit mini jetter Timmy wants to play hoops w us this Saturday but no way , he doesn’t have the tiniest chance in mini hell to make a maxi fool of himself on the courts w us , what is he like 4’2” or something? He and that thumbelina chick he porks can take their mini balls and go home ..

by Peepcreep February 9, 2024