A software development tool which helps developers manage changes to code.
GitHub had a unique ability to turn ordinary people into raving psychopaths when a seemingly innocent mistake will require hours of overcomplicated and confusing nonsense to correct, culminating in a developer smashing their laptop with a hammer before setting fire to it and going on a Michael Douglas in Falling Down type rampage.
GitHub had a unique ability to turn ordinary people into raving psychopaths when a seemingly innocent mistake will require hours of overcomplicated and confusing nonsense to correct, culminating in a developer smashing their laptop with a hammer before setting fire to it and going on a Michael Douglas in Falling Down type rampage.
Oh for fucks sake.
I just pushed to main on GitHub instead of my feature branch. Now I mush shave my testicle with a rusty cheese grater while listening to the cheeky girls and fuck about reversing the polarity of the neutron flow for hours instead of doing actual work.
GitHub is a complete Git.
I just pushed to main on GitHub instead of my feature branch. Now I mush shave my testicle with a rusty cheese grater while listening to the cheeky girls and fuck about reversing the polarity of the neutron flow for hours instead of doing actual work.
GitHub is a complete Git.
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