fritter

to totally freak out, to panic, to speak in strange tongues out of stress/fear/anxiety

"Whoa, Darcy, did you hear that guy? He was totally frittering out."

by hug_a_musician January 28, 2009

frittered

to be stoned, or otherwise known as high. fritterland is the place where all those who enjoy being frittered originated. marijuana is also known as fritterboles.

"Dude, i'm so frttiered." or , give me some of those fritterboles. haha, it's a fritterbole bowl." or. " i do believe that the magical land in Jades crotch in the AFI video 'Girl's Not Grey'is infact fritterland."

by Reiann September 1, 2003

Fritter

(plural: Fritters)
n) a portmanteau of Friend and Twitter - essentially, a Friend on Twitter.

Likely, this friend is either of the wrong age or lives too far away to be a real life friend, but is someone who you can constantly have tweet-based conversations with.

"So I was talking to one of my fritters the other night..."
"Oh, my best fritter posted this awesome link..."

example_user: Goodnight #fritters! It was good talking to you. I <3 my fritters!

by isthiscanon October 7, 2009

fritter

a newly coined term for lazy, stupid, white people.

Man, look at all these crazy fritters here at the fair...and there's a lot of deep fried stuff to eat too.

by mr. whitey October 15, 2012

fritter

pussy The most desirable place on a whore...

ok now who would like to have a bite of nancy's nice hot fritter?

by me..... February 26, 2004

fritters

some type of german dessert...but my friends refer 2 it as r boobs!!! ya!

damn i'm so jealous of your big fritters

by toriborifori...idk September 30, 2007

Fritter

Another way of saying pussy in terms of female genitalia

Person 1: “How do you typically finger a girl?”

Person 2: “Two in the fritter, one in the shitter!”

by YungLuiV October 10, 2018