Dweef

Dick Fart similar to a queef.

That guy smells like a dweef

by dweefer January 6, 2011

Dweef

A dweeb who only feeds on queefs, much in the way a vampire feeds purely on blood.

You're going downtown? This late? Well... watch out for the dweefs in the alleys, here's some mace for you if one tries to feed on your snatch gas.

by Dweefhunter February 7, 2009

Dweef

You'll never know!

You'll never know what Dweef means!

by the F.O.D July 31, 2003

Dweef

The male equivalent of a “Queef”.

“Ewwwwww, did Steve just do a dweef?

by AlphaAidan69 November 18, 2019

Dweef

Fart Outta Your D*ck

Hey I Just Dweefed - Dweef? - Yeah Like "Qweef" But For Guys - Oh

by grandfather sause April 16, 2017

Dweef

When you find out your dick

I just dweef in her mouth

by Bernie getthere June 4, 2017

cottage dweef

1. A special case of dick queef, or dweef, caused by residue from an incomplete ejaculation getting stuck in the urethra, fermenting and building up pressure til it shoots out the end like a stanky ass ball of cottage cheese.

2. The only Christmas present I'm getting for my friend this year

Guy #1: Dude, your cottage dweef just hit me in the eye!
Guy #2: Sorry, I get a little excited while watching Deadpool.
Guy #1: ...I didn't say stop

by Dave-Landon May 11, 2016