dozer

A person who has a big ego for which they cannot control.

You're dozer is fucking out of control.

by James December 2, 2004

dozer

Someone that uses Microsoft Windows for an operating system.

I'm not a dozer, I use Linux.

by Kr0m April 24, 2004

Dozer

Synonym for "awesome".

"That football match was dozer!"

by AequoreaAri November 12, 2012

Dozer

A person who toils mindlessly at the same mundane endeavors as their forefathers without ever seeking to alter their course or advance their processes in anyway. (from HBO's Fraggle Rock, Dozers perpetually built and rebuilt structures for the Fraggles to devour)

The dozers can't seem to grasp the idea because it wasn't listed in the manual.

by Ripley1 September 29, 2006

Dozer

One who struggles to comprehend simple tasks, easily forgets their place in conversation. The dozer will often respond to a question with a blank look.

'Yo, did you step in dog shit on your way in?' 'Whut?' 'fucking dozer'
'This guy drank too much of that Dozè Cuervo'

by Snipps921 February 6, 2012

dozered

To have someone screw you over super hard unintentionally.

Dude did your buddy Dave just take off with that girl you were talking up all night and buying drinks for? You just got dozered son!

by GrannyDozer5000 October 27, 2012

Dozer

A homosexual; Faggot; One who partakes in homosexual activities with other men.
A queer.

Craving cocks in the ass is straight up Dozer.

by Dozer March 13, 2003