Doch

long but narrow (thin) penis
(opposite of Chode)

my friend mike Economopoulos has a doch

by chris mikrovas June 28, 2010

Doche

A pussy that is wider than it is deep.

Dude me and my gf hooked up last night and i totally put my chode in her doche!

by Chodey Doche July 21, 2006

doch

A long skinny penis, like a pencil dick

Your doch is like a wet noodle

by Caleb April 10, 2004

Doche Waffle

A complete tool that thinks he is a lot more than he actualy is. most likely has been ejeculated on over thirty times in his life time

George Bush is a Doche Waffle

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

Leck mich doch am Zückerli

Kiss my ass / Fuck you

Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?

Pers 2: Diet

Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?

Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.

Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo

Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.

by quebbbbb September 19, 2021

Große klappe doch kein mut

This is a Really Nice Thing to say to somone, this usally shows signs of love and affection towards someone you have a crush on. You will typically show signs of affection towards the person by asking them for nudes. it can also mean that u find the person hot.

i really Große klappe doch kein mut Malon

Jimmy Smith is soooo Große klappe doch kein mut

by Peter Ian Staker III February 27, 2021

Du willsch mich doch geficken?!

1) German for: "You want to gefucken me, right?

Rhetorical Question in response to someone trying to make fun of you.

Also used to emphasize the stupidity of another person.

Jajajaja, du willsch mich doch geficken?!

by Dictionary Pirate January 7, 2018