Dafty

An individual who is not very smart.

Randon Person 1: "What's the score mate?"

Random Person 2: "Haw, check the scoreboard you dafty cunt"

by G November 23, 2003

Dafty

When an animal has a puffed out chest, a big belly, and/or a rump that resemble’s a duck’s butt. Duck’s butts start out really big and poofy, and then the tip is small. It’s all about excessive poofiness !

My lionhead bunny has a dafty rear end.

by Caitlynjennerthethird November 1, 2022

Daftie

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

heavy dafty

someone that is a pure helmet.

geo's a heavy dafty haw haw

by Steak Jeeb February 13, 2013

half dafty

A semi-erect penis.

I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty

I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty

by Frank Mac January 17, 2008

On A Dafty

To have sex with somebody of the opposite sex who is below the average standard, just for the fun of it, no strings attatched.

Person A: Would You Fuck Her?

Person B: Yeah, Only On A Dafty Though.

by jack-boro June 1, 2010

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023