Chummer

Chummer

A type of person who is a proper loner, sad twat, armed with pointless questions to gain attention and/or to gain friendship, only to piss off and weird out the person(s) they are engaing in conversation with.
Basically a step up from a sex offender and a step down from a train spotter, anorak the lot
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Guy gets out of his car, with a folder full of the cars history and every little bit of work done to the vehicle....with receipts.
Office worker Brian spots this and says to co-worker Antony "look at this chummer"

by the real sweet-a-bix October 13, 2012

ass chummer

A person, particularly a man, who continuously sucks another's ass.

Matt wasn't fond of Joe so he called him an ass chummer.

by Jake Joplin June 7, 2005

Chummer

A portmanteau describing a blowjob administered with the gentle and judicious use of teeth, to the mutual gratification of both parties. From 'chewy' and 'hummer'. Distinct from 'bummer', (biting hummer) in that the chummer is performed principally with the back teeth, as opposed to the incisors.

I wouldn't have thought that having a woman chew on my penis would be something I would want to repeat, but it turns out I really want another chummer from that girl.

by fetymologist March 12, 2011

Glory Chummer

Noun, one who gives the blowjob to the person that put his penis through the glory hole. Caution, can be male or female.

I got my dick sucked by a glory chummer.

by JackBennington September 8, 2010

Chummer

Someone who shits and Cums simultaneously, Precisely at the exact same time.

They call me Chummer back at home.
Bro I just Chummed.
I love a man who’s a Chummer like me.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Chummer

Someone who shits and Cums simultaneously, Precisely at the exact same time.

They call me Chummer back at home.
Bro I just Chummed.
I love a man who’s a Chummer like me.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Cyan Chummer

The cyan team for Mcc (Minecraft Championship) 17 consisting of streamers TommyInnit, Karl Jacobs, Dream, and Ponk. In other words, team name "Cyan Coyotes" wasn't cutting it but cyan cummers couldn't be used for moderation reasons so chummers was the next best option.

The cyan chummers threw mcc to make it fair for other teams to win

by BredCrum September 19, 2021