Choff

Someone who is ridiculously sexual down his mic.

Someone who is always fapping off on roadside.

Ridiculously sexually frustrated.

'SHUT UP YOU CHOFF!'

by ProTom October 6, 2011

Choff

Stupid, Silly, Lame

Something that sucks

That's some choff ass shit.

by Don Gato June 2, 2003

choff

to wastefully torch a bowl of marijuana

oh, man! you choffed my last bud of KB!

by BJT9000 November 15, 2002

Choff Monkey

A large, buff, young male that wears muscle shirts, shorts, longs socks, sneakers, and a hat to the side so that he resembles a monkey. Often extremely douchey.

Dude, I literally just heard that choff monkey say that libraries are the second most legit place after the gym.

by SuperDuperPooper898 November 3, 2011

Onky Choff

To perform oral sex. Originates from the words 'onk' and 'choff' which have the same meaning.

'Phworrr! Look at her, I wouldn't say no to an Onky Choff'

On arriving in Spain or Ibiza 'Hurry up Pedro, I've got to get to bar Onky Choff!'

by Growey February 20, 2011

Choffee

A choffee is a hot chocolate and coffee mixed together into the same mug.

Can you get me a choffee please

by BigDyl03 May 26, 2019

choffee

Add hot chocolate packet (preferably hot chocolate with marshmallows) to coffee then sweeten to taste and add milk or cream. Term used by Andre Campbell since 1996.

choffee,chofee

by dremon April 30, 2010