Chaim Witz

The original name for the famous bass player, Gene Simmons, back when he was going to become a Rabbi.

Idiot with too much time on his hands:

DUDE!!!!!!!! Did you know that Gene Simmons' real name was "Chaim Witz?"

Guy who's annoyed by this random idiot:

NO!!!!! OMGWTF!!!! YOU'VE GOT TO GO TELL OTHER PEOPLE ABOUT THIS COMPLETELY RANDOM FACT!!!!!!

by deadcowofdoom March 8, 2005

Shneur Chaim

An absolute idiot who knows nothing

i hate you you shneur chaim

by [e-mail] October 3, 2017

Atz' Chaim Girl

i. A fun, smart, gorgeous, and talented jewish girl from 8th to 12th grade who has a ton of fun going to Atz' Chaim events.
ii. A girl who is a member of Atz' Chaim BBG (a chapter in the International Order of the B'nai B'rith Youth Organization).

Boy 1: Hey, what are you up to?
Girl 1: Not much, just going to the JCC to hang out with my girls.
Boy 2: Damn... Now that's an Atz' Chaim Girl...

by Mel the Ladybug June 6, 2009

Mesivta Chofetz Chaim

A school that you can make a meme out of any of the Teachers.

Someone:Yo Jane did you see this new Mesivta Chofetz Chaim¿
Jane: ya, it’s so weird...

by Haugsjehisgusgsigdkhelen March 23, 2021

Chaim Wigs

Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs

KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021

chaim Gertz

A person with a tiny penis and gigantic ass

He’s also a very nice person

Ur dick is so tiny almost as small as chaim Gertz

by Cheese wiz March 14, 2023

Hot Chaim

A frum Jewish daddy, usually wears a colored button down shirt and is the man all the women peek at through the mechitza.

Do you see Mr. Gold? He's such a hot Chaim.

by Vigsssss March 15, 2022