bubons

noun, a severe cold or flu that's kicking your ass, usually caught from kids who bring it home from pre-school.

Made famous by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show.

"Did you see the Daily Show last night? Jon Stewart had the bubons, he could barely interview that guy."

"I can't go out for drinks, I've got the bubons."

by zen velo March 18, 2011

Bubonic

Absolutely deadly adjective to add when someone gets roasted.

Thing one: Goddamn this kid looks like a garlic goblin

Thing two: Bro that was shii was absolutely bubonic 💀

by Acri April 7, 2022

BUBONIC

bodaceous, powerful

fire up a spliff o' dat bubonic chronic, Le Roi

by le roi the wigger June 23, 2003

Bubonic

Something insanely amazingly awesome!!

That shit is BUBONIC!!

The movie wasn't that great but Johnny Depp's performance was absolutely BUBONIC!

by Prince Robert of Dod March 16, 2008

bubones

Curves on a women's body

Wow, she has amazing bubones

by JDME February 11, 2017

Bubonic

Super sick, that it knocks millions of people off their feet, like the plague.

So cool that people can't handle it. Awesome to the point of creating great panic.

Your girlfriend is bubonic!

by elsupremo61 January 8, 2011

Bubonic Plague

Bubonic Plague is a contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which killed a third (50 Millon) of the world's population of Europeans and Asians in the 1430's. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person, a bite of a flea from an infected host, and a bite from an infected rat.It is characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, the formation of buboes, inflamed lymph nodes (around armpits, neck, and groin), pain areas in the abdomen or muscles, coughing blood, the whole body would feel fever, chills, fatigue, or malaise, Gastrointestinal (nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea), and commonly, bleeding, delirium, headache, phlegm, shortness of breath, or swollen and tender lymph node.

The Bubonic Plague is a virus

by TF2 Fan April 1, 2017