Bliff

It is a queef, but for a guy.

"dude did he just fart?"
"no that was no fart, that came from his front side."
" Bliff!"

by Agent-Orange May 2, 2009

Bliff

The piece of skin between your anus and balls/vagina

I love licking bliff's, it's so sensual especially in sweden

by Tom Carpenter May 3, 2004

Screw-bliff

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

by Ebum Afraid June 30, 2018

bliff

a blunt mixed with tobacco so like a spliff... but a bliff

jake: yo dude are you trying to smoke this bliff?
me: yeah dude let’s get high

by kushwizard999 May 15, 2018

Bliff

Bliff is just when you shit on the floor, pick it up, and smeer across the wall. The ultimate form of art.

Sophie Bliffed the kitchen wall. Or, Yo Dude ya wanna go Bliff the museum lobby?

by Spunk Idiot November 6, 2017

Bliff

A blunt with a paper rolled around it

“There was a hole in the wood so I had to bliff it”

Jaylyn: “damn the wood has a hole in it”
Ian: “huh, bliff that hoe”

by Bliff December 19, 2020

Bliff

When you half ass something

He totally bliffed his essay

by Accidentalsuicide January 7, 2019