by stagga July 10, 2010
Get the blarp mug.Blarping occurs when someone discloses a lot of personal information without consideration to the interest or comfort of the person listening. Typically it is emotionally uncomfortable or even traumatic content which can overwhelm the person they are blarping at.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
It is a way of unconsciously infecting another person with the overwhelming feelings and horror we pretend to ourselves doesn't exist.
Wow, this person has been blarping at me for 5 minutes. I can no longer politely sit by while my soul is crushed under the weight of their crazy. I'd suggest therapy, but the therapist may kill themselves if they had to listen to this for a whole hour.
by kevinbeal December 14, 2015
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The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.
on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.
by EnigmaticOnomatopoeia March 5, 2023
Get the BLARP mug.A nasty burp, one that vibrates the entire body. Often accompanied by a terrible stench, but not necessary.
Lucas just blarped super hard, it's quite impressive.
HELP I'M ABOUT TO BLARP!!
I brapped my pants so hard that It made my subsequent blarp look like a joke
HELP I'M ABOUT TO BLARP!!
I brapped my pants so hard that It made my subsequent blarp look like a joke
by Qr4nto00 December 4, 2023
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by Mtg187 May 8, 2022
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