umber alert

A coded method of relating that one needs to defecate. See also amber alert.

Woman:(driving) We need to pull over some place clean.
Man: Umber Alert?
Woman: Word.

by twunch March 29, 2007

Umbers

A fat over weight insignificant twat that thinks he has it all, but really has nothing going for him. Blows off all the proper boys

Your a bit of an umbers
You twat!

by lad April 22, 2004

umber-ella

Misspronounced umbrella. Now taken up by MTV hosts, as a catchphrase in reference to Rihanna's newest single.

Attempt at creating innuendo, yet a miserable failiure.

Rihanna in video/audio. Note the nasal tones.

MTV Host. "It's rainin' heaps on set, better get out your umber-ellas !"*cannned laughter*

by Gekkondae July 26, 2007

umber-ella

Much like the Umbrella, but more umber-ella ish.

I am having umber-ella issues this morning

by Spandy April 30, 2005

Umber Syal

A human who is kind, considerate, perfect (if one has a good sense of perception), tall, handsome, as beautiful inside as out, with gorgeous deep brown stunning eyes, milk-coming-out-of-my-nose worthy humor, an intricate and ever-evolving mindset, a perfectly amiable personality and oh- to die for dimple. In summary: perfection.

1) Don't talk about my man.
2) "He's Umber Syal" = "He's so perfect"

by His stunning gf *hairflip* November 21, 2021

Umber Rabbit

A non-derogatory term for a black women who frequently or exclusive dates white men.

"Do you think I have a chance?"
"Nah, I heard she's an umber rabbit. She only dates white guys."
"Damn..."

by YellowFlowerGirl December 23, 2020

Umber People

"Umber People" refers to individuals outside of sub-Saharan Africa whose physical appearance, prior to 1492, aligned with a broad spectrum of earthy skin tones—ranging from coal black, blue black, and grey black to olive greens, soil, dirt, and lighter shades like sand-colored—along with varied facial features and structures that, by today’s 'looks test' standards, would lead white individuals or systems to mistake, classify, reclassify, or treat them as Black. This identity includes pre-1492 indigenous or tribal groups such as Melanesians, Dravidians, dark-skinned Native Americans (e.g., Clovis people, Ouachita), Australian Aborigines, Tasmanians, Negritos, and others, whose melanated color developed independently of recent African intervention or migration (post-1492 transatlantic slave trade). It complements the traditional 'Black' and 'Negro' categories, reserved for sub-Saharan Africans and their diaspora, uniting all under a shared visual recognition and resilience against marginalization.

Dark skinned people descended from Africa, are Black People. Dark skinned people descended from other places, like Natve or indigenous chocolate colored East Indians, are Umber People.

by anonymous July 25, 2025