ghost turds

dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning

dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds

by jOMEL April 1, 2007

ghost turd

also known as the turd from atlantis ,to past a shit out of your ass only to find there isn't one in the bottom of the karsi

I thought i had a shit but it must have been a ghost turd

by gavin March 17, 2004

ghost turd

To rush to the toilet thinking you had to poop

I thought I was going to crap my pants, but it was a ghost turd

by timberjaw February 2, 2015

ghost turd

When you have a dump and you don't have to wipe your arse

Man 1: wow, i just had a huge ghost turd!

man 2: Nice one.

by Burns December 2, 2003

ghost turds

Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.

Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

ghost turds

A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.

Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.

by unclefuzzy June 21, 2011

Ghost Turds

Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'

1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.

2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"

by VampireTate May 13, 2019