pine tree butt fuck

When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground

I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?

by Damama April 19, 2021

Tree Fucked

Getting a fishing hook stuck in a tree numerous times only to have the weight alone come back and fuck your knee up

Today I got tree fucked after my damn hook got hung up on that there tree

by CoochieMan6942005 May 25, 2021

Tree-fucking Carl

A mentally ill man from Northern New York who walks around with a chainsaw scaring little children, and fucking trees when nobody is looking.

Similar to a tree-hugger but not so nice.

"Get your kids inside and lock the doos! It's Tree-Fucking Carl!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025