toolshed

A large gathering of tools

Guy: So where you going to college?
Tool: Wake Forest

Guy: That place is a toolshed.
Tool: Yeah! I know! I hit the jackpot.

by Ron Tacandong May 9, 2014

toolshed

a person who only talks about himself, the money he makes, and the shit that he does. basically he has no regard for anyone else.

jesus, aaron is a toolshed, someone should kick him in the face

by aaron p July 11, 2004

Toolsh

A mixture between a tool and douche.

"Look at that skinny white kid with the FUBU jump suit."
""Yeah what a toolsh

by Mc jizzle December 7, 2009

toolshed

A gathering of five or more tools. See toolkit.

That Kappa Alpha party was an absolute toolshed.

by Theo February 17, 2005

toolshed

A small location where one puts his tool, temporarily or for a longer period. See also hatchet wound, meat curtains.

I've had a fun night with my tool, may I now put it away in your toolshed?

by ScottyWI May 10, 2004

toolshed

To tell someone that they are beyond being a tool. They are more useless then anyone. This people are usually bigger then others and calling them a toold shed is like telling them they are retared and a waste of space

Yo big Jim your a toolshed

by Matt McLean December 28, 2005

toolshed

Location used to consummate deals with Satan, according to lyrics some Christian wingnut alleged were back-masked in Led Zeppelin's classic song "Stairway to Heaven".

" ... down there in the toolshed where he used to make us so sad O my sweet Satan ...,"

by Fearman May 24, 2008