Tasty Toft

The sexiest man to ever walk planet Earth. With his ginger hair and pale skin, he makes any person, women or man, drop their jaw in awe. His exact directions help run a program that is incredible in their own right. His thicc boy brain helps everyone stay on track. To conclude, he's the ultimate dad.

*At the end of competition, Toft raises thime hand in the form of a fist* "TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT! TASTY TOFT"

by PatrickStar's Papa April 11, 2019

Toft master

Someone who has gained the competence to achieve 100% on the toft exercise and can now go by the name, 'toft master'

I dont think you should touch that, you should leave it to the toft master...

by joe meek October 5, 2010

Mary Toft

To pull a prank with extraordinary dedication. Named after Mary Toft, who stuck rabbit parts up her vagina and convinced English royal surgeons that she was giving birth to half-rabbits.

A dedicated prank is a dedicated prank, but it takes a real Mary Toft to stick rabbit parts up your vagina.

See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia

by rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit October 8, 2010

Toft's Ice Cream

The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.

"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"

"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"

by OhioGorl February 22, 2022

doing a tofte

Doing a tofte means eating and drinking something really quickly. "Created by our good friend, Christofire"da savage" Tofte."

Holy shit Jonny is doing a tofte

by Dr. PjuskeBusk June 5, 2016

TOFTS

abbreviation of "Too old for this shit"

a friend asks you how you are

"oh same old mate, but i think i caught a bad case of TOFTS lately"

by OldManChild July 6, 2023

TOFTS

Too Old For This Shit

Me: let’s start a band!
Reasonable adult: dude you’re in your mid 40s, give it up.

Me: nah man help me think of a name.
RA: you’re too old for that shit!!!
Me: perfect TOFTS it is!

by TOFTSUSA May 21, 2022