by Callmecarson. twitch. tv February 6, 2022
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Callmecarson: /Stands in front of tv and does some cringey ass shit/
Me: :/
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13 year old: Did you watch that Callmecarson video he uploaded? Uh oh stinky haha poopy! Stinky! HaHA!
Normal Person: Come on dude really? What the fuck is wrong with you man Jesus.
Callmecarson: /Stands in front of tv and does some cringey ass shit/
Me: :/
Exp 2:
13 year old: Did you watch that Callmecarson video he uploaded? Uh oh stinky haha poopy! Stinky! HaHA!
Normal Person: Come on dude really? What the fuck is wrong with you man Jesus.
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by Spongebobsquareass November 10, 2019
Get the Callmecarson mug.CallMeCarson, A.K.A. Carson King, is a content creator on YouTube. He is mostly known for gaming and generally fun streams. As of right now, he has 2.95M subscribers. He would have had more, if he hadn't gotten into a bit of controversy. In January of 2021, a twitter user showed screenshots of Carson talking to her on Discord. The conversation went from peaceful to full on sexting and nudes. Though only a 2 year age gap, and in California, it is legal to have sex at 17 (At least from what I'm told), it is still considered wrong in typical twitter fashion. Though, the age of consent in America is mostly 18, so people took it as Carson was committing a crime. (In personal belief, I think the AOC on the internet is 18, but that's up to you.) Despite the controversy, at the time I'm making this, Carson seems to be working on a video about the controversy. So, we should give him his time.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of CallMeCarson?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Well, apparently, he's being cancelled for some pedo stuff.
Person 2: Oh, well that sucks...
Person 1: I know, right? And it's not even that bad! He lives in California, where the AOC is 17, and she sent him nudes first! So technically, he got manipulated into sending nudes to her! And people still compare him to EDP445... He did do a wrong, but people are blowing it out of proportion!
Person 2: Ouch. That sucks.
Person 1: I know, right?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: Well, apparently, he's being cancelled for some pedo stuff.
Person 2: Oh, well that sucks...
Person 1: I know, right? And it's not even that bad! He lives in California, where the AOC is 17, and she sent him nudes first! So technically, he got manipulated into sending nudes to her! And people still compare him to EDP445... He did do a wrong, but people are blowing it out of proportion!
Person 2: Ouch. That sucks.
Person 1: I know, right?
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