Testified

When your testicles are being touched

"Dude my grandma just testified me!"

by greaanntttt March 18, 2009

testifier

the testifyer is given when the man squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "pumped" multiple times.

Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my left nut. It hurt like getting a cumshot to the eye.

by Jig Gaboo September 20, 2007

testify

To defile an object or area with your testicles.

That nekid dude just testified Boomhauer's forehead. See also, teabaggin'.

by don nalgotas September 7, 2005

Testify

Breaking the G Code, Testifying in court, aka Snitching

guy one: yeah that nigga was boutta testify man
guy two: man fuck man

by Hooookh February 23, 2020

testify under oath

Where you **swear** to tell the truth.

Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

Testifying

The act of beating someone or something very badly.

Man, I'm so going to testify your anus!

by Igatona March 15, 2003

Testify

Elon is wasting your time. Elon IS NOT Hym. This is all just prolonging the inevitable.

Hym "What is there for Elon to testify about? Really. You're wasting your own and everyone else's time. Don't do something stupid and accidently kill yourself waiting for me to have a stroke."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2025