Swifter than Swift

Swift - Being very stealthy or quick, when you walk across water you shouldn't touch it if you are truely swift.

John is very swift in combat.

by Minister May 14, 2005

booty swifter

To walk briskly past a girl and touch her butt

Did that guy just touch my butt wow he is such a booty swifter

by Daniel k March 3, 2015

Swifter

A gamer who plays Rainbow six seige and loves to play video games all the time also is a Mexican who Has bad connection identified as a Tachanka turret

Why is he such a swifter

by Savage Sweat September 8, 2017

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swifter Sweeper

When you give someone a Swirly, A Boondoggle and a Wedgie. Especially when they’re wearing whitey tighties.

Dude, we totally gave him a Swifter Sweeper! What a nerd!

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023