g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.

Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"

by von groovy June 23, 2019

String Theory Simulator

A string theory simulator is a string theory computer that permits the study of string theory systems that are difficult to study in physical experiments and on supercomputers, string theory simulators have the propose to enable experimentation of string theory in practice, since it is almost impossible to experiment string theory in practice.

Since we cannot actually study string theory on conventional physical experiments, the only hope we have to experiment string theory is on string theory simulators, and it will be good for study physical properties we can hardly study by conventional physical experiments and it might be the future of physical experiments.

by Full Monteirism December 18, 2020

Sardinean String Theory

Noun

1. A mathematical theory which suggests that whenever 10 or more Mexicans are packed into a vehicle or dwelling like sardines, that at least 2 or more of them are having sex at any given time.

"According to Sardinean String Theory, we're about to experience a baby boom of illegal immigrants, the likes of which the world has never seen."

by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.

Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates

by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024

String Theory

Physicist (mathly genius) newly proposed dating theory, which explains women's descion making paridim selecting an intimate partner, when faced with an extreemly limited 'datable' population.

Youtube- Mathe Genius explains why women are now forced to date 'mid' men

Background information and math supporting this theory

1. Youtube- String theory Explained-What is the nature of Reality?

2. Youtube- What is a Fractal?(and what are they good for)

3. Youtube- The new best spirograph on the market

4. Youtube- Hyper realistic portraits with thread

5. Youtube- Son Lux Change is Everything

You had any luck with men lately?

No they're a lot of low cards in that hand? You?

I've worked out the mathly on the string theory of dating and I'm optimistic.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

String Theory of Life

The belief that every decision, emotion, or relationship is tangled in a web of invisible threads—and pulling one always yanks five others.

I tried to fix my schedule and ended up in a full-on string theory of life moment—now I’m rethinking my career and my coffee order.

by Briton Phillip October 18, 2025

Invisible String Theory

Idk what the others are talk abouting; this was life before we found the Higgs-Boson particle

2010? That was back in the days of the Invisible String Theory. Then—just 11 years after the towers fell—we proves that there is a particle that gives other particles mass: the Higgs-Boson particle.

by davus0000 May 17, 2025