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Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.
"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."
by j7mc July 30, 2018
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Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.
Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.
by asshole45678 October 25, 2009
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Spider wEbbing

The act of not having a circular rotation for the piece/joint. You just end up passing it across the circle randomly, like a spider web.
"DAMNIT DUDE, NO SPIDER WEBBING, PASS IT IN ROTATION."
by somestonerchick November 28, 2011
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SPIDER WEBBING

SPIDER WEBB IS TO EJACULATE IN ONES HAND AND THROW IT AT A PARTICULAR PERSONS FACE IN A MOTION LIKE SPIDER MAN PRODUCES HIS WEBS...SPIDER WEBBING!!
I GAVE JONS GIRLFRIEND A GOOD SPIDER WEBBING RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!
by PASTIE JIM March 15, 2010
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spider web

A spiderweb is when you are doin your chick and she saus stop before you blow it then you wait till she falls asleep and blow it in her hair
by Mike Smith October 2, 2004
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Spider-Webbed

Coming in your hand and throwing it at your partner.
Linda didn't want me to come inside her, so I shot in my hand and spider-webbed her.
by e0a8198 February 21, 2010
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spider webs

When Ones Armpit Hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
ray:Holy Shit tom Your spider webs are disgusting
tom:Sorry i forgot to shave my pitts
by ray-ray91 August 17, 2006
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