snapple

A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for soft drinks by those who are health concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).

Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple Tyler ?
Tyler : 'cause Coke eats your bones. gaaaahh!

by Tyler January 1, 2005

Snapple

Greatest drink ever

Alykhan cant afford snapple

by Snapplelover May 10, 2011

Snapple

An american soft drink with lots of empty calories and tooth-rotting sugar to boot. A sure way to become a diabetic in no time at all.

That dude is a snapple head. What a loser!

by DavidDuck October 26, 2013

Snappling

Snuggling+Napping=Snappling.

We spent all afternoon Snappling.

by DamnGurl April 27, 2012

snapple

A tin apple for chemistry dorks.

-Rodolphe: "Here take a bite of this Snapple"
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple infused with tin"

rofl-copter

by valmont121 January 29, 2008

Snapple

1. An awwesome juice drink.

2. An expression.

1.

person 1~ I luv snapple!
person 2~ Me 2! *smiles*
person 3~ I hate snapple...
person 1 and 2~ Well I hate you.

2.

person 1~ I lost my cat again.

person 2~ Oh snapple thats not good!

by Thursday27 Has An iPod!! May 9, 2009

snapple

the greatest shit on earth. origin - 1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"

Yo dawg, your Benz is snapple!

by PIMP PHD August 6, 2003