slurked

Started from the green welcoming hills of Santa Rosa, California. It implies that you are high and drunk at the same time.

Mitch and Charles dawg, I just hit the bong, and drank two forties, I'm fucking slurked.

by Peter Carlson April 4, 2005

slurk

someone (particularly female) who tries to make friends with everyone, and abandoning their real friends in the progress but when the he/she loses contact with these new friends, tries to befriend the old ones again.

Gabriella moved me down on her top friends the other day, did she move you down too?
Yeah.
I bet she will try and be friends with us again when her new friends realise what a slurk she is.

by johnnnn56789 December 16, 2008

Slurk

This is an awkward, off-balance action where a person or animal sort of slides and scoots at the same time with one leg kind of sticking-out to the side and one leg folded underneath where most of the locomotion is generated by both hands and one knee....or both hands and the ass.

1. The baby slurked across the deck in efforts to fall down the stairs into the yard.

2. My cat slurked across the carpet because she thought it was a $3000 square of toilet paper that I installed for her.

by Acebinkley September 3, 2005

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003

slurk gang

a slurk gang is a word used to define a very very epic and awesome friendship group

samantha: our friendship is soo slurk gang!
katherine: totally dude!

by angel aka the coolest person e September 14, 2022

Slurk

A slurk is a person who always want a little piece of something but never contribute to it.
The piece that the slurk takes is so small so the slurks can convince them self not to contribute.

Me: Does anybody want coffee?
Slurk: No I only want a sip!
Me: stop being a slurk

by Arshutt July 2, 2020

slurk

verb. to read Facebook but not post or 'like' anything because the reader is too lazy to interact with others. {From sl(ack)+(l)urk}

Raimy is such a slurker. He is always on FB but never shows it. His slurking really bothers Colleen. He slurks all the time and really embodies slurkitudiness.

by Fitzfernald May 16, 2012