slorp

literally anything outside of eating or drinking.

"John is slorped at dinner."
"What, he wasn't hungry OR thirsty?"

by IceLaic June 18, 2017

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

sleep slorp

to express emotions without really expressing them, e.g when u don’t know how to respond to a snap so u just say sleep slorp so they get confused and start a new conversation.

me after opening a wall snap: “sleep slorp”,
him/her: “what?”
me: “it’s just a phrase i like to say, so what u doin?”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

Saturday Slorp

A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.

Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.

by Thic Bird the Choo Choo Train September 2, 2020

sleep slorp

a random phrase to say when you have nothing to say

“sleep slorp”

by freya big balls May 14, 2020

slorp

downing a regular size water bottle in one go .

Timmy: Yo! did you see Klea slorp that bottle?

Johnny: worrrrrd bro.

by Alicia ferguson August 2, 2019

Slorp

The action of dragging your vagina across the bed after sexual activities leaving a trail of slime similar to a snail. Your vagina suctions to the bed (or floor) and you must use a spatula to pop it off and break the slorp seal of suction. Also referred to as poppin the pancake.

Person 1: I’ve gotta to use the restroom now.

Person 2: Damn! Look at that slorp!

Person 1: Awe, can you grab the spatula?!
Person 2: Here ya go, pop that pancake baby!

by Dollsteak October 21, 2022