Slapstick Chapstick

The act of furiously applying chapstick whenever lips feel remotely dry

Do you have a chapstick? I need to slapstick chapstick!

by Jawjar420 November 8, 2019

Condomint Slapstick

When you insert fine crushed mint leaf into a condom and you slap your hoe with it while she slob on your knob

“Hey babe want to try some condomint slapstick”

by Jinkerfuckendorf April 14, 2019

Tallapoosa Slapstick

When you bang a chick with a fake leg (doggie style), You put a hockey puck in her mouth, rip off her fake leg, and proceed to hit her in the back of the head with it right as you "finish".

"I'm gonna Tallapoosa Slapstick the shit outa that crippled chick!"

by The Mayor of Tallapoosa February 2, 2013

Slapstick Model

A Slapstick Model are actors or performers in some form of media e.g. television, theater etc, who only get involved with slapstick violence in the show or event.

Person A - "Are you seeing the show tonight, bro?"
Person B - "Yeah totally. I heard that Frank is the Slapstick Model! It will be hilarious."

by Nobski June 1, 2015

slapstick mcconaughey

a no-name person, usually used in a derogative way; someone who tries to be bigger than they are, but comes across as stupid.

A naked man runs by screaming, "Freedom!"

Tim: (choking on a milkshake) Woah! Who the hell was that?
Adam: I don't know, some slapstick mcconaughey...
Tim: What?

by Jerk McGuirk July 16, 2008

the awesome slapstick

The most awesome man in the world.. And has been a main staple of the universe !

The Awesome Slapstick... Man I wish I was him

Man The Awesome Slapstick sure is Awesome

by DANEBOOTYCLAP December 23, 2013

Slapstick Karate

When a fight breaks out that results in a comedy of errors and is laughable to watch. An art practised by a very special breed, who are so disciplined, they don't even known they are masters of their art.

The crowd erupted with laughter on the street, as the fight that had tension in the air, turned out to be a another surprising show of slapstick karate.

by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016