shmo

An Amish man. Mostly used in the midwest near Amish communities.

Those shmos are crazy not to use electricity, but they really know how to build houses.

by olygirl October 8, 2006

shmo

see also shme any person or thing relating to the ultimate in laziness, in other words the verbal shrug

"where do you want to go?"
"shmo"

by mary magdalene December 13, 2004

shmo

a smo is a combination of a sluty and hoe so if ur around ur parents and you need to talk about that bitch from school just call her a shmo they won't have any idea what you are talking about

girl 1- "that girl is such a shmo for stealing my george"
girl 2- "ino if i was that much of a shmo i would kill myself"

by up yous August 18, 2008

Joe Shmo

someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room

Get the fuck outta here Joe Shmo!!!

by Cope100 February 13, 2009

shmo bag

some ugly bitch ass hoe

ew look at that shmo bag

by fattydaddy101 October 27, 2018

Shmo Toe

When your socks are so frumpy that you can't even tell that you have toes.

You're socks are so frumpy, you've got shmo toe.

by Dykoon May 12, 2014

Shmoed

high af on weed, the high that makes you throw up and last two days

guy 1: I got work tomorrow but I wanna call out sick
guy 2: nah man hit my bong it’s the good stuff, you’ll be shmoed so bad you won’t even have to pretend to be sick tomorrow

by kornkernal April 19, 2019