Shmarted

To fart in a place you have never farted before.

I shmarted in the store

by Slewar October 27, 2021

Shmart Boys

An anti-racial cult that worships the Pagan God Alakamackie. They will stop at nothing to ensure the survival of their race. They do not approve cannabilistic behavior.

Damn. The Shmart Boys cult sure did clog up the water filter system.

by Larry Lunchpail July 20, 2021

Shmart

An mysterious substance in the pants, but can commonly just refer to any mysterious substance.

Watch out Wyatt, there's is a bit of shmart on that proximity sensor.

Why is it that Taco Bell smells like shmart?

I bet Toby likes to eat shmart.

by TheShmartist August 25, 2021