shimp

shrimp (like the sea creature 🍤 🦐 <— this thing) except it’s doesn’t have the 18th letter of the alphabet (r)

person 1: isn’t this video of thurstonwaffles the cat meowing for a shrimp really cute?
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.

by shrewgod November 10, 2019

shimp

A she-pimp. A woman who sells out other women (or men) for sexual acts.

Stacey: "Where did Autumn disappear to?"
Aaron: "She's a shimp, she's probably checking up on her bitches."

by AMmayhem October 19, 2005

SHIMP

Some Hoe I Might Plow

Dude look at that SHIMP over there.
Yeah man, she be lookin' damn fine. I'd plow that

by Shimpmaster 101 September 11, 2011

SHIMP

A word to decribe a female who isn't a whore, but is lucky enough to be popular with the men. Derrived from the male word pimp..Shepimp..Shimp

"i ain't no whore, im a shimp"

by Sarah and David April 2, 2007

shimp

A chimp with a shirt on.

Look at that schimp.

by Andy Carolan April 13, 2005

shimp

A small African rhino white in color

Shimp you mothershimper

by Shimp off November 4, 2003

Jada Shimp

A girl with a dumb personality but really funny! Jumbo glasses and tiny eyes. Really (not) athletic but still maintains to be skinny. When your sad she’s always there to cheer you up! Most popular girl in the school. Looks cute in her skin tight clothes. Jkjkjkkjkk it’s just leggings. Sometimes stubborn. All of you reading this need to get yourselves a Jada Shimp!

Yo bro, remember Jada Shimp from first grade. Of course my buddy is dating her, I am so jealous I want her.

by lexi.batt November 18, 2018