Secret Squirrel

Someone you tell all your secrets to. Someone trustworthy, non-judgemental, and in the best cases good at giving advice. One may have different secret squirrels for different types of secrets, or multiple secret squirrels for all their secrets.

Jim: I need to talk to someone i can trust about this...
Mark: Don't worry bro, I gotchu
Jim: Thanks man, you're the best secret squirrel EVER

by swagmasta3k December 28, 2013

secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005

secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007

Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007

secret squirrel

The voyeuristic act of watching a couple copulate, usually through a window - much like a squirrel would from a tree.

I played secret squirrel and watched Joe bang Jackie last night through his bedroom window.

by tacram99 July 20, 2008

secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 7, 2003