screwed

a more subtle substitute for the word "fucked"

1. describes someone who just had sex

2. the position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of

1. "Dude, I think Sean screwed her last night."

2. "We have our exam TODAY?! Dammit, I'm so SCREWED!"

by ? March 9, 2003

screw this

An act of not giving a fuck over a certain thing or subject.

Teacher: You have 5 things to do for homework, class.

Tom: Man, Screw this!

by ReanSchwarzer October 19, 2014

screw it

1.)Fuck it
2.)Dont do somthing
3.)A fun word to say

1.) Man screw it, im not doing homework.
2.)Sleep??!!,Screw it.
3.)Screw it!!Screw it!!Screw it!!Screw it!!Screw it!! (hehe)

by ?? January 31, 2003

Screwed On

Someone who is "all there" in a mental sense but not necessarily in a physical one.

Steven Hawking is totally screwed on man.

by Simon Batt January 12, 2005

screw

Euphemism for fuck. Anyway you use it.

Screw you.
You're screwed.
That's pretty screwy (fucked up).
Wanna screw?
I can't find a screw...
(... seriously. If you're looking for fucking screws, you're never gonna get laid. So you're desperately looking for a fuck. Cause nails work better... or I just desperately wanted this definition to work. I think screwed this definitions ratings)

by ~The Nameless One~ May 22, 2005

Screwing

1. The act of having sex with a partner

2. Messing around, or being foolish

1. Luke: I was screwing Jessica until she screamed with pleasure.

2. Boss: Quit screwing around and get to work!

by LetsTacoBoutSexBaby June 2, 2018

screws

a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.

The screws beat me up real good the other nite

by Shane Smith May 8, 2005