schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

schluck

Coined on the British satire show, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, schluck is a television safe version of the word "fuck".

"My internet is so shclucking slow, I have to wait the whole damn day to load a schlucking mysapce profile.
What the schluck?"

by Schuckingston September 6, 2010

Schluck on the schleet

Another way to say slob on my knob or suck my cock. When you are mad at someone just tell them to go Schluck on the schleet. Also what you say to someone that is a brown-noser.

"John was being a kiss up last night so I told him to go Schluck on the schleet."

by Shanalmcanal May 13, 2016

schluck corn

To jack one's parking spot as they are pulling away.

As soon as this a-hole pulls out, I'm gonna schluck his corn.

by steelman August 14, 2003

Schlucking

Schlucking either refers to a girl masturbating
Or
Being really good at sucking a dick

"Bro I met this girl and she was schlucking me off so hard"
"My girlfriend schlucked for me last night"

by Sukuna’sWife November 20, 2022

schlucked up

to get schlucked up is be drunk, high, etc. to an extreme extent
a synonym for "fucked up" that can be used without cursing

"Man I was so schlucked up last night"

by eheimps March 28, 2022