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Noah schlapp

a way to get someone who likes noah schnapp really pissed off.
someone: noah schnapp, more like noah schlapp.

person who likes noah schnapp: OMG STOP UR SO MEAN ITS SCHNAPP NOT SLAPP OMGOMGMOGOMGOMGOMG STOP IT MEANIE
by caleb milk February 11, 2019
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Matt Schlapp

A child molester that specifically preys on young boys.
We had to chase away a Matt Schlapp lurking around the school yard.
by Mentos the Freshmaker November 19, 2021
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schlapp

schlapp is a fag that everyone tells what to do and he does it to be cool.
by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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Schlapp

The sound of balls colliding with the chin during fellatio.
Matt had difficulty expressing a logically coherent idea while the president's balls where Schlapping him.
by ry_diggity May 31, 2018
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Schlapps

A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good
"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"
by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020
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Schlapp

The sound a hand makes when someone slaps at the junk of a subordinate.
There was an audible 'schlapp' when Matt's (the chairman of a political organization) hand impacted the junk of a male staffer.
by ted_ted2 June 20, 2023
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Schlapp

V. To grab another man’s crotch without permission
The political aide was shocked when his boss schlapped him when they were alone in the elevator.
by Scorpio Stinger March 8, 2023
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