Slong

Like, something you have always dreamed of and never knew it. Period. Words can't describe.

That is his slong? Holy shit. Can we document this? Like sext me a pic now. I must show my girls in order to have bragging rights. They won't believe me without a picture. Smile.

by Femalesheep June 14, 2014

Slong

A development of the term "schlong," or larger than average penis.

"Man, did you see that guys slong? I'm so jealous..."

by Danny F September 17, 2008

slong

As long. "Slong" is a new contraction of the phrase "as long (as)".

slong as you don't shit on my dick, I'll stick it in your pooper

by slongas July 9, 2011

slonge

A gopping vagina, one that smells after a night out, or due to a lack of feminine hygiene. a disco fanny. Also a term used when something in general is disgusting, horrid and vile.

"That girls skirt is so short I can see her baggy slonge"

Girl 1- "Have you just opened a tin of cat food?"
Girl 2- "No that's my Gopping Slonge"

by n-conte October 31, 2010

slong

big penis

whoa what a massive slong

by mikesanusi January 23, 2009

slonged

another word for being fucked or shagged by a man with a large penis

"he slonged you there bird"

by willy the warrior April 18, 2009

Slong

A massive penis

Ramsey: "Who's that?"
Richard: "Thats Amit."
Ramsey: "Oh, the one with the slong!"

by i<3amit February 7, 2010